Tuesday, 25 March 2014

Too Amazing For My Own Good

(I stole this)

Okay so I don't get asked out often, and it always comes as a surprise when I am. I haven't had much relationship success in the past (note. past.) but now I am thinking about the reasons at to why I didn't even say yes to people.

It isn't me, it's them.

Is your head okay?
This happened when I was at my old job. I was putting stuff on shelves and he came up to me like 'this might be a bit strange but can I have your number?' I was shocked xD I didn't even know what to say! Okay so I did actually give it to him because I was flattered that I'd been asked out (he actually did ask me out there somewhere.) He text me later on but I ignored it. Successful escape. Or is it?

This guy happened to live quite near me so when I was walking home from work a week later, he was freaking walking home also. wtf help. He apologised for asking me out so suddenly and that I must have thought he was really strange to which I responded:
'I thought you'd smacked your head on a pole on the way in.' (Oh my confidence levels are great)

The thing is with people asking me out as work is that they knew where to find me TT I always chatted kindly with him other times he came in but I never went out with him heheheh.

Mr Fancy
Okay so this was at my old job also! Back in the day I was oblivious to when people are flirting with me...still am tbh xD anyway back to the story. He was the last customer of the day and we were just chatting and stuff and he was all 'youre really nice' and I was like 'aw thank you' bc I am nice, thanks for noticing. And then I had to let him out and as I did, he asked me out for a drink. Again, shocked wtf.

I think I said something like 'I don't even know you' I actually don't remember. Although I do remember going back into the shop like 'he just asked me out' o-o I couldn't believe it xD was also oblivious to my own pretty. Anyway this story continues.

Several days later he came back into the shop when it was busy and was all 'remember me?' I did. and then he gave me his business card. It has his name and mobile number on it, in case I changed my mind. Oh my god. I was like 'did that just happen?' my co-worker thought it was funny. Omg I was embarrassed though xD all the other customers saw it happen and me get all like wtf.

I don't think I ever threw the card out, it got buried in my room somewhere.

What are you? 12?
Old job again.  Two teenagers, who were 16 (ew) and mega chavtastic (even more ew) came into the shop.
Teen 1: Will you go out with my friend?
Me: No.
The end.

...

Is that all the moments I have? Omg I have been asked out more than that I know but other times is boring or was somebody I'm actually friends with and I don't wanna be mean >< and sometimes there is no story at all!

Ehh to make this post longer I'm gonna chuck in some camhos.

From Motown and Soul night the other weekend ^o^
 
Just me (duh), pre-haircut last weekend. I never camho'd at this angle before wtf
 

And finally me today!

Okay bye bye! ^-^

P.S. I wonder how many people take my over the top vainness seriously?

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